The Holy Empire of Oputopia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 930 million Oputopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oputoe. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The very strong Oputopian economy, worth 68.4 trillion Opsds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 73,600 Opsds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Retired racing Montigers are served truffles for breakfast, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oputopia's national animal is the Montiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oputopia is ranked 225,481^st in the world and 210^th in Aesica for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1.55 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.