The Free Land of One of Us Cannot Be Wrong is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 16 million One of Us Cannot Be Wrongians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.

The One of Us Cannot Be Wrongian economy, worth 736 billion lire a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,015 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. One of Us Cannot Be Wrong's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

One of Us Cannot Be Wrong is ranked 127,958^th in the world and 11^th in The Colonies of Latin America for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 562.72 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.