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Nudest: 4,077thLargest Mining Sector: 7,255thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,128th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
By Sea and Crown
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Occurta

Population1.069 billion

CapitalLondon

CurrencyCrown Sterling
AnimalOrca

The Empire of Occurta is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.069 billion Northmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglo-Norse economy, worth 119 trillion Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,380 Crown Sterlings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 455,277 per year while the poor average 18,040, a ratio of 25.2 to 1.

Citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, and the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Occurta's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Occurta is ranked 53,140th in the world and 1st in Das Imperiale Reich for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,864.2 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Nudest: 4,077thLargest Mining Sector: 7,255thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,419thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,032ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,571stMost Conservative: 17,766thLargest Retail Industry: 18,688thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,749thMost Armed: 19,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,833rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,761stMost Corrupt Governments: 24,980th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father".
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, senior professors are allowed to skip the wait at soup kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, citizens spend more time learning about obscure religions than they do working.

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