The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 14 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.137 billion NSC Puppet 14ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.2%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 14ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,082 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 176,373 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, companies balk at paying their workers, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 14's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 14 is ranked 261,302^nd in the world and 2,141^st in Two for Safest, scoring 15.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.