The Intergalactic Nation of Novisprium is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 4.415 billion Novispriumians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nebula City. The average income tax rate is 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Novispriumian economy, worth 658 trillion sprias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 149,089 sprias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The dartboard at the Novispriumian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novisprium's national animal is the wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Novisprium is ranked 298,953^rd in the world and 1,848^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 52.93 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.