The Unwashed Mass of Not Smart is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 45.269 billion Not Smartians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Not Smartian economy, worth a remarkable 2,001 trillion duhs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,206 duhs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 135,041 per year while the poor average 11,216, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Not Smart's national animal is the domesticated turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Not Smart is ranked 265,911^th in the world and 2^nd in World Domination for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.87 law-abiding acts per hour.