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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,157thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,957th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Noob!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Noob21

Population2.941 billion

CurrencyNoob
AnimalNoob

The Republic of Noob21 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.941 billion Noob21ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The thriving Noob21ian economy, worth 179 trillion Noobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,086 Noobs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,462 per year while the poor average 15,398, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, graffiti graces every city's streets, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob21's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob21 is ranked 222,973rd in the world and 13th in Noob for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -0.89 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,157thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,957thTop
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Most Pacifist: 19,749thMost Inclusive: 22,210thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,251stBest Weather: 23,445thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,621stHighest Food Quality: 26,984thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,087thHighest Average Tax Rates: 31,666th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noob21 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob21, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob21, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob21, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob21, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob21, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob21, museums offer moralization or your money back.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob21, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob21, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Noob21 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.

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