The Republic of Noob2 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 3.132 billion Noob2ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noob2ian economy, worth 234 trillion Noobs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,869 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob2's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob2 is ranked 259,816^th in the world and 22^nd in Noob for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.