The Republic of Noob1 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.114 billion Noob1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noob1ian economy, worth 233 trillion Noobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 74,878 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob1's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob1 is ranked 7,557^th in the world and 1^st in Noob for Safest, scoring 122.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.