The Soviet Union of Nodea Rudav is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dimitri Molokov with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 25.321 billion Rudavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rudavia. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nodea Rudavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,378 trillion Kremlin Kredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,446 Kremlin Kredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, babysitters are a thing of the past, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nodea Rudav's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drekanity.

Nodea Rudav is ranked 80,417^th in the world and 3^rd in Esvanovia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,582.57 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.