The Web Green Node of Node Web Green is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.603 billion Node Web Greenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Web Greenian economy, worth 615 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 133,684 Nodecoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 485,181 per year while the poor average 26,234, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

The politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates, the same 4603 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Web Green's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Web Green is ranked 31,978^th in the world and 28^th in The Node for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,580.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.