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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,475thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,420thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,580th
The Spring Green Node of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength in Every Node
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Node Spring Green

Population4.568 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Spring Green Node of Node Spring Green is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.568 billion Node Spring Greenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.8%.

The all-consuming Node Spring Greenian economy, worth 517 trillion Nodecoins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,203 Nodecoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,392 per year while the poor average 24,405, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Spring Green's national animal is the Circuit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Node Spring Green is ranked 299,755th in the world and 142nd in The Node for Nicest Citizens, with 1.08 average smiles per day.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,475thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,420thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,580thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,100thMost Armed: 19,249thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,748thMost Conservative: 19,963rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,048thLargest Black Market: 24,304thMost Devout: 28,665thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30,860th
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Spring Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Node Spring Green was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Node Spring Green was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Node Spring Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Spring Green, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Spring Green, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Spring Green, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Spring Green, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Spring Green, welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness.
  • : Node Spring Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Largest Welfare Programs.

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