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Most Armed: 9,280thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,060thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,866th
The Sea Green Node of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength in Every Node
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Node Sea Green

Population4.602 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Sea Green Node of Node Sea Green is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.602 billion Node Sea Greenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 42.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Sea Greenian economy, worth 494 trillion Nodecoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,543 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling, Node Sea Green shot first, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Sea Green's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Sea Green is ranked 50,617th in the world and 79th in The Node for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,940.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Armed: 9,280thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,060thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,866thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,711thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,427thBest Weather: 25,808thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,145thHealthiest Citizens: 26,597thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,881stNicest Citizens: 26,993rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28,515thHighest Disposable Incomes: 32,048thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32,866thMost Inclusive: 32,928th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Sea Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Node Sea Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Node Sea Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Node Sea Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Node Sea Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Node Sea Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Node Sea Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Sea Green, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Sea Green, Node Sea Green shot first.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Sea Green, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling.

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