The Papaya Whip Node of Node Papaya Whip is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.608 billion Node Papaya Whipians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Node Papaya Whipian economy, worth 558 trillion Nodecoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,272 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Node Papaya Whip City, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Papaya Whip's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Node Papaya Whip is ranked 220,108th in the world and 82nd in The Node for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
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Node Papaya Whip was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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Node Papaya Whip was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
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Node Papaya Whip was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
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Node Papaya Whip, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
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Node Papaya Whip, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses.
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Node Papaya Whip, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too.
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Node Papaya Whip, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Node Papaya Whip City.
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Node Papaya Whip, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
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Node Papaya Whip, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
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Node Papaya Whip, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.

























