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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,052ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,177thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,190th
The Papaya Whip Node of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Strength in Every Node
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Node Papaya Whip

Population4.608 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Papaya Whip Node of Node Papaya Whip is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.608 billion Node Papaya Whipians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Papaya Whipian economy, worth 558 trillion Nodecoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,272 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Node Papaya Whip City, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Papaya Whip's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Papaya Whip is ranked 220,108th in the world and 82nd in The Node for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,052ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,177thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,190thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 22,999thMost Developed: 24,444thLargest Black Market: 24,514thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26,213thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,599thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29,028thHealthiest Citizens: 29,753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 32,610th
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Papaya Whip was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Node Papaya Whip was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Node Papaya Whip was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Papaya Whip, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Papaya Whip, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Papaya Whip, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Papaya Whip, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Node Papaya Whip City.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Papaya Whip, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Papaya Whip, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Papaya Whip, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.

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