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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,435thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,266th
The Moccasin Node of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength in Every Node
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Node Moccasin

Population4.686 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Moccasin Node of Node Moccasin is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.686 billion Node Moccasinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Moccasinian economy, worth 554 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,244 Nodecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 459,025 per year while the poor average 20,851, a ratio of 22.0 to 1.

There's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Moccasin's national animal is the Circuit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Node Moccasin is ranked 36,446th in the world and 81st in The Node for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.07 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,435thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,266thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,902ndTop
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Most Armed: 18,025thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,382ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,905thMost Developed: 19,348thMost Conservative: 19,864thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,684thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,080thMost Authoritarian: 25,833rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 30,556thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,785thMost Patriotic: 30,799th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Moccasin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Moccasin, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Moccasin, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Moccasin, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Moccasin, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Moccasin, the urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Moccasin, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Moccasin, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Moccasin, structures are raised on promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Moccasin, golden statues of Circuits line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.

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