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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,466thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,684thMost Armed: 10,202nd
The Medium Turquoise Node of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength in Every Node
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Node Medium Turquoise

Population4.603 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Medium Turquoise Node of Node Medium Turquoise is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.603 billion Node Medium Turquoiseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Medium Turquoisean economy, worth 572 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,268 Nodecoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 412,243 per year while the poor average 27,958, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Tabloids coo over Leader's expected child, the statue in the Davenport Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Node Medium Turquoise City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Medium Turquoise's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Medium Turquoise is ranked 80,533rd in the world and 112th in The Node for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 55.53 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,466thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,684thMost Armed: 10,202ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,309thMost Developed: 16,411thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,432ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,721stLongest Average Lifespans: 23,416thHealthiest Citizens: 23,488thMost Devout: 24,841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,083rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,085thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,641stLargest Black Market: 28,810thBest Weather: 30,368thMost Patriotic: 30,578thSmartest Citizens: 31,267th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Medium Turquoise was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Node Medium Turquoise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Largest Black Market.
  • : Node Medium Turquoise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Turquoise, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Node Medium Turquoise City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Turquoise, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Turquoise, the statue in the Lecter Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Turquoise, tabloids coo over Leader's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Turquoise, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Turquoise, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Turquoise, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.

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