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Most Authoritarian: 14,421stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,787thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,658th
The Medium Spring Green Node of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Apprentice
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Rare
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Frightening
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Node Medium Spring Green

Population4.613 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Medium Spring Green Node of Node Medium Spring Green is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.613 billion Node Medium Spring Greenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Medium Spring Greenian economy, worth 472 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,421 Nodecoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, and prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Medium Spring Green's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Medium Spring Green is ranked 305,304th in the world and 128th in The Node for Safest, scoring 13.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 14,421stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,787thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,658thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,035thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,248thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,355thMost Devout: 25,358thMost Patriotic: 25,881stMost Corrupt Governments: 31,065th
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Medium Spring Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Node Medium Spring Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Node Medium Spring Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Node Medium Spring Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Spring Green, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Spring Green, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Spring Green, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Spring Green, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Spring Green, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Medium Spring Green, recognizing the Node Medium Spring Greenian flag qualifies you for citizenship.

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