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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,642ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,826thMost Armed: 19,154th
The Magenta Node of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength in Every Node
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Node Magenta

Population4.645 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Magenta Node of Node Magenta is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.645 billion Node Magentans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 47.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Magentan economy, worth 552 trillion Nodecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,020 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Magenta's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Magenta is ranked 153,589th in the world and 54th in The Node for Safest, scoring 60.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,642ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,826thMost Armed: 19,154thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,252ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,223rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 30,458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 30,527thLargest Black Market: 30,988thMost Patriotic: 32,698th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Magenta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Node Magenta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Node Magenta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Magenta, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Magenta, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Magenta, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Magenta, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Magenta, compass sales have gone south.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Magenta, supervisors in Node Magenta commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Magenta, the might of the entire Node Magentan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.

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