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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,465thHealthiest Citizens: 18,999thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,083rd
The Khaki Node of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Node Khaki

Population4.578 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Khaki Node of Node Khaki is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.578 billion Node Khakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Node Khakian economy, worth 514 trillion Nodecoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,431 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, and leisure is a crime in ski towns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Khaki's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Khaki is ranked 58,398th in the world and 77th in The Node for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 66.33 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,465thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 18,999thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,083rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,628thNicest Citizens: 23,088thBest Weather: 23,286thMost Patriotic: 26,654thMost Conservative: 29,753rdMost Devout: 31,046th
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Healthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Khaki was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Node Khaki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Node Khaki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Khaki, leisure is a crime in ski towns.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Khaki, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Khaki, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Khaki, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Khaki, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Khaki, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Khaki, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.

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