The Green Yellow Node of Node Green Yellow is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.609 billion Node Green Yellowians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.9%.

The powerhouse Node Green Yellowian economy, worth 554 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,322 Nodecoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 355,129 per year while the poor average 32,059, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Green Yellow's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Green Yellow is ranked 323,935^th in the world and 129^th in The Node for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.52 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.