The Dodger Blue Node of Node Dodger Blue is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and parental licensing program. The cynical, devout population of 4.683 billion Node Dodger Blueans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Dodger Bluean economy, worth 555 trillion Nodecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,444 Nodecoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,770 per year while the poor average 28,678, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Dodger Blue's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Dodger Blue is ranked 43,560^th in the world and 50^th in The Node for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,391.6 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.