The Dark Turquoise Node of Node Dark Turquoise is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.721 billion Node Dark Turquoiseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Dark Turquoisean economy, worth 626 trillion Nodecoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,628 Nodecoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and Node Dark Turquoise City consists only of government buildings and the mansions of government janitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Dark Turquoise's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Dark Turquoise is ranked 287,682^nd in the world and 49^th in The Node for Least Corrupt Governments, with 81.73 percentage of bribes refused.