The Dark Olive Green Node of Node Dark Olive Green is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.626 billion Node Dark Olive Greenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Dark Olive Greenian economy, worth 494 trillion Nodecoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,832 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Dark Olive Green's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Dark Olive Green is ranked 240,582^nd in the world and 48^th in The Node for Highest Drug Use, scoring 62.44 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.