The Cyan Node of Node Cyan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.609 billion Node Cyanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Cyanian economy, worth 574 trillion Nodecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,743 Nodecoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Node Cyan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Cyan's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Cyan is ranked 260,407^th in the world and 99^th in The Node for Safest, scoring 24.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.