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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,454thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,042ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,239th
The Cornflower Blue Node of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Strength in Every Node
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Node Cornflower Blue

Population4.736 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Cornflower Blue Node of Node Cornflower Blue is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.736 billion Node Cornflower Blueans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Node Cornflower Bluean economy, worth 487 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,834 Nodecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, and the urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Cornflower Blue's national animal is the Circuit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Node Cornflower Blue is ranked 41,989th in the world and 25th in The Node for Smartest Citizens, with 47.84 quips per hour.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 20,042ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,239thMost Devout: 23,032ndMost Patriotic: 23,612thMost Developed: 23,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,182ndMost Authoritarian: 26,210thHealthiest Citizens: 26,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 26,895thMost Income Equality: 29,349thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,612thMost Inclusive: 30,719thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31,073rdMost Accessible: 31,267th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Cornflower Blue was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Node Cornflower Blue was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Cornflower Blue, the urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Cornflower Blue, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Cornflower Blue, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Cornflower Blue, welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Cornflower Blue, 'Circuitnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
  • : Node Cornflower Blue was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Node Cornflower Blue was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Cornflower Blue, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.

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