The Alice Blue Node of Node Alice Blue is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The cynical, devout population of 4.637 billion Node Alice Blueans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Node Alice Bluean economy, worth 539 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,277 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, all facts are created equal, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Alice Blue's national animal is the Circuit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Node Alice Blue is ranked 158,394^th in the world and 56^th in The Node for Safest, scoring 58.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.