The REPUBLIC of Earth Fedration is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empier with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.496 billion Earth Fedrationians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic City. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Earth Fedrationian economy, worth 365 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,316 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, the Earth Fedrationian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", students do more community service than homework, and time flies when you're not having fun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earth Fedration's national animal is the CCC, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Earth Fedration is ranked 94,816^th in the world and 1^st in Qunows for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 260.06 on the Clooney Contribution Index.