The Precious Gemnation of Nhaurzjanilhe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Morgana Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.533 billion Nhaurzjanilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogarnitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nhaurzjanilhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,767 trillion Morganites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 357,714 Morganites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, Morgana Darklight can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime is totally unknown. Nhaurzjanilhe's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Nhaurzjanilhe is ranked 618^th in the world and 30^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Safest, scoring 183.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.