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Carriebean History

In 1000 AD, Carriebean was a collection of fourteen tribes on the banks of the Amazon and Panuco rivers in Brazil and Mexico respectively. The tribes were:
The Carazo
The Mongenbisho
The Uesugisheika
The Takedanomari
The Odawari Odanombuga
The Moran sheiki
The Carchoian Alliance of Tsurui, Nambango and Istchini
The Rangonami
The Tsutomari
The Quexinio tsu nargos
And The Carbani Carbanos
These tribes, based on archeological evidence, were once part of the same country, Gran Carribeia, which stretched from Alaska through the panama canal down to modern day Argentina, a dual continent wide empire that, from records that they left behind, dated back to the 2nd to 7th centuries, or ( 100 AD-c.600 AD) from what we knew of them, they had a form of currency known as the Shawl, had a court system, prayed to several thousand gods and goddesses, had a standing army of around 20,000 people that were recruited via a rotating levy, in which the men from the south would serve for half a year in the north until it got cold, where the men from the north would go to the south until it was cold, a sort of Migrational Militia. We do not know of the First ruler, but we know that around 550 to 600 AD, the Kingdom of Lexonia was founded on the banks of a Chilean river, the Lexonians soon swept across, devastating Mongolian like strike across the continent, brining the Carribeians to their knees, the Lexonians would rule Carriebean from 650-1360 AD, a total of seven hundred and ten years of oppressive rule over millions of people ( fact: the population of the lexonian empire at its height ( 950 AD-975 AD) was around 400 million people, the vast expanses of territory were difficult to govern, and a rapid rise in religious revival followed by limited contact with Europeans began the Carriebean Revolution of the 1360s which made Carriebean an independent nation with the Victory over Vezir VI at the battle of Quexino in 1362, granted the war would drag on until 1367, but that battle guaranteed carriebean Victory in the end.

(1367-1520)
Carriebean was first ruled by a pair of Alex’s from 1367 until 1401, their achievements were gaining territory back from tribes, building up the economy of the nation by trading with other states, sending ships around the world and gaining more wealth in the nation’s coffers.

Then came King Jacob, David I and Queen Anne, they gave the nobility power, fixed inflation, had marriages to other people, and all three were overthrown by one another. Zackary then took the throne, and began to expand the empire, trying and failing to take Cuba twice before succeeding a third time in 1497, by this time, the New World had been discovered by the western European powers, and carriebean took advantage of this by trading their resources for many needed and new inventions from the Europeans, including gunpowder.

(1521-1629)
After their rule came King Darvic, Queen Sarah, Queen Fairy Anne, King Justin and the second Zackary. They not only put down rebellions, such as Darvic putting down Darl’e’s Methodist rebellion, but they also gave food to peasants, made vast palaces such as the Triompe de l’empire sour ses enne mis a midi, or the empire’s triumph over her enemies at noon, and even fought wars over islands in the Indian ocean to be adventurous! Speaking of adventure, Zhackary II sent explorers to as far away places as Indonesia and the Middle East, coming into contact with more civilizations and their spices, the nation became flooded with treasures and this brought an insatiable appetite for piracy among carriebean’s poorer citizens, between 1530 and 1630, the era was dubbed the 1st Golden Age of Piracy, and the carriebeanian wealth was redistributed somewhat around other people, but many others suffered, this suffering would spark a religious revival In carriebean’s history.

(1630-1776)
From the Middle of the 17th century and near the end of the 18th century, the nation expanded its boarders under key military leaders such as King Harold I, but that would have to wait, as Alex III, the nation’s last Calvinist leader, became a selfish, paranoid, and egotistical man. The first clue to this was his inability to distribute food throughout a very harsh winter in the northern part of the empire in 1630-1631. He decided to distract the people from the fact that he had spent much of the treasury and food on lavish parties by spending the rest on a massive naval program to sail around the world. Once they were done sailing, he had the crews executed to prevent people from spreading the word of the food shortage to the hungry sailors and to avoid the blame being put on his fingers. He was executed in 1634.

Following him was Darvic II, which began among other things, a civil war and a forceful inquisition/conversion of everyone to the chrisitan faith, which drove a wedge between him and his once loyal supporters even deeper.

After his death in 1680, David II had a turn at the throne, ordering two crusades, one at the beginning of his reign and one at the end. He got less money from farms and so imported food to try to slow crippling famines in the nation that would see his butt removed from the throne by a hungry mob that he did not pay back. Racking up millions in food debt, he built up his armies and attacked his neighbors, unleashing another crusade before his death. After that, a Cathalic leader named King Marely, who was the brother to Narley, who had married Gureinelda,Daughter of Daanes to get into the royal bloodline, took the throne. He built massive walls and churches to distract his people from their woes, if didn’t work, and the growing Muslim minority In the nation was outraged further when 21 Muslim prisoners from the second crusade were executed. Riots began and were not put down for over two weeks to a month, in the riots, thousands were dead.

in 1707, feeling overconfident and cocky, King Marely executed thousands who did not conform to his strict interpretation of the books of Nehemiah,Esther, Psalms and Proverbs. He was allegedly poisoned by a Cathalist, who took the throne soon after, as the only Cathalist to rule the nation. His name was King Morzo. He invaded his neighbors and acted as crazy as Marley was, forcing a mass conversion in 1735, three years before his death. Starting two wars, one with the Spanish and one with the English, he was ousted when he converted everyone and fled to spain, dying two years later.

After his death, Azhab the Horrid took the throne, executing non Muslims in a craze known as the martyr may of 1738, as many as 60,000 catholics, cathalists,protestants and jews were killed in the slaughter. Once that was done, he put heavy taxes on non Muslims. Fighting a six year war with small Arabic city states, he was overthrown by Christians in 1745.

With his death, the era of Christianity flooded into the nation, with Christian rulers until 1846, the first of these was King Harold, who executed Muslims, committed acts of genocide with both the backing of a now revengeful church and the zealousness of thousands of Christian knights, massacres happened including one of the deadliest, the Alzan Kaliffer Massacre of 1747, in which over 300,000 shia and sunni clerics and believers were killed. King Harold expanded the empire, strengthening the overseas colonies and calling up to five more crusades, dying on the sixth one in 1758.

After his death, his son, Harold II took the reins of power and brutally put down several attempted revolts in the local colonial holdings of the empire, he began to modernize the nation and call up more crusades, this time to Nigeria and Morocco which had slipped through the empire’s fingers years ago as lucrative trade partners. The 8th crusade was called against Morocco; the 9th Crusade against Nigeria, 10th Crusade was an attempt to take small bits of French Louisiana, which backfired as the French threatened a war. The 11th crusade was his last crusade against the Canadians who inhabited the local area before his death a year after it’s end in 1775.

(1776-1825)
After the death of the second Harold, the grandson of Harold I, Harold III began by fixing the economy, putting in a mandatory 6% tax on all imports and exports in the nation, he also began to modernize the army and navy by sending builders all around the world to learn the next and greatest techniques. He is the one considered to be the great, as he took over the Mexican holdings in the San Bernardino peninsula, and announced the formation of Carriebeanian Empire. He was the first to have Christian church officials be elected every three years by the town people and the local flanks bishops of the smaller churches next to the cathedrals for the poor and less poor but less rich classes. He appointed Pope Leonard the II in 1791, the Pope built up the navy and raided the Americans in the name of relligon, and Harold III died in 1800 due to a lung disease from years of smoking.

With his father’s death, Harold IV took the throne, under his reign, he adjusted the government, weeding out several corrupt officials from King Harold the I’s line. He also appointed a position known as the Liegunes, or legions to oversee and stop corruption in the government, or what remained. He found his calling in god and formed a religious parliament on top of the Political parliament called the wise men of the land. Under this system, the parliament could have no more than 123 members, and could pass or make religious laws regarding only religion, in order to leave the political process to Parliament. He got a lot of money through looting and trading with other nations until his death in 1809, allegedly due to seeing an angle.

After Harold IV’s death, his son, Harold V took the throne, and on his coronation, he had everyone get blessed by holy water, and had a huge feast that included wine, which made the soldiers drunk and killed as many as 20,000 people, the streets were dripping with blood for over a week afterwards as the bodies were cleaned up. He went on two more crusades, the last ones to Alaska and the Nigerian area, which were both massive failures and caused outrage in the Wise men of the land legislature. He signed a deal known as the pact of lardoney with the French and Prussians that banned all religious crusades. This was not enough for his son though, and he was overthrown by Harold of Felipe point in 1819.

Harold the VI’s reign was marked with Islamophobia., with overzealous Christians killing over 26,000 Muslims or alleged Muslims by devout Christians, Harold the IV tried to stop it by banning not the killing of Muslims, but he outlawed them from the nation and had the killings limit to only killing the ones that were in the boarders, this lead to more bloodshed, and by the end of the first Christian mudhabbaha, as many as 150 to 200,000 were killed in the short three years (1822-1825)

(1825-1897)
The Last Christian ruler took the throne in 1825, named King Darvic III, he wanted to go on another crusade, but many of them refused, seeing the horror of the former massacres of the first Christian mudhabbaha. In anger, he sent the army in to enforce the rules, what resulted was the 1827 year of aluzn, or greif in Arabic. An estimate between 75,000 and 150,000 people were killed in the 3 year massacre. This leads to many to abandon the Christian faith and turn to the Catholics who were gaining momentum back then. Darvic III was the one to have to deal with the Pope Talos rebellion that killed hundreds of thousands of people in the dusty areas of the nation, the famine of 1840 and the drought of 1842 lead to an estimated 20 to 35 million deaths out of the population of 400 million. This caused a grand distrust in the Christian church, leading to a resurgence in the Catholics.

King Zackary III then took the throne; he was the first catholic ruler since Zackary II’s rule. He expanded the empire and expanded control over Alaska finally, and the state of Texas, he began the good holy age of the empire which lasted for almost one hundred years, and began the catholic imperialist era as well, lasting nearly seventy years. He got loads of money from trade, but made the poor of the nation suffering in the wastes of the nation. This lead to the Constitutional Revolution in which Zhackary III was overthrown after a nine month civil war, making a constitution being crafted, leaving Alex IV on the throne and killing over 300,000 people in it.

Alex IV’s rule was marked by being the first ruler named Alex in hundreds of years; he also issued infamous Order 972 in 1858 which outlawed all religions except the catholic faith, this lead to a civil war which began in 1860, he commanded the catholic forces until 1861 when he died of a stroke.

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