The Colony of NEWFA33 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning Vippertooth Dragon population. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.846 billion NEWFA33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The strong NEWFA33ian economy, worth 820 trillion Citas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,250 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. NEWFA33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

NEWFA33 is ranked 150,033^rd in the world and 1^st in New Fascist Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 442.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.