
| Population | 10.796 billion |
| Capital | Susquehanna |
| Leader | Julie von Harrisburg |
| Currency | Kolu |
| Animal | robin |
The United States of New Minecraft 2 is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Julie von Harrisburg with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.796 billion Minkraftians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Susquehanna. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Menicraffic economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion Kolus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,427 Kolus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's been a banner year for local vexillology, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, structures are raised on promises, and all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Minecraft 2's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Minecraft 2 is ranked 41,244th in the world and 2nd in The Azure Archipelago for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,261.47 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
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New Minecraft 2, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
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New Minecraft 2, structures are raised on promises.
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New Minecraft 2, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up.
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New Minecraft 2, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
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New Minecraft 2, the Susquehanna Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
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New Minecraft 2, politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese.
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New Minecraft 2, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
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New Minecraft 2, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
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New Minecraft 2, babies are a small but significant export.
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New Minecraft 2, exterminators swarm Menicraffic homes.









































