The Fiefdom of New mexicans is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.783 billion New mexicansians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Public Transport, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The thriving New mexicansian economy, worth 319 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,080 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Posters on 'New Mexicansian Values' advise against being proud of New mexicans, dessert dishes make up the New mexicansian breakfast menu, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, and exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. New mexicans's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New mexicans is ranked 272,728^th in the world and 1,098^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Safest, scoring 7.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.