The United States of Teapeneion is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Marx Engels Lenin with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.191 billion Teapeneionians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teapeneionian economy, worth 894 trillion New Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 124,379 New Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Teapeneion, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, and the World United States Games have been won again by Teapeneion as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teapeneion's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Teapeneion is ranked 11,367^th in the world and 3^rd in The Apolean Frontiers for Highest Food Quality, scoring 152.53 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.