The Empire of Neu Uburzis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Orion von Uburzis with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.368 billion Neu Uburzisians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Uburzis Stadt. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Neu Uburzisian economy, worth 63.2 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,216 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and Neu Uburzisians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Uburzis's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Greater Divine Will.

Neu Uburzis is ranked 96,162^nd in the world and 17^th in Independent Order for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,595.32 on the Gilded Widget Scale.