The Mute Icecream Waifu of Neo22 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.218 billion Neo22ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.4%.

The thriving Neo22ian economy, worth 504 trillion marks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 81,061 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,430 per year while the poor average 17,789, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, and holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo22's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neo22 is ranked 222,237^th in the world and 1^st in Neo Is Best Girl for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.