The Rogue Nation of Faack is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 109 million Faackers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Faacker economy, worth 6.48 trillion FCKS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,460 FCKS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Faack's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Faack is ranked 106,395^th in the world and 859^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,243.76 on the Gilded Widget Scale.