The Nation title of Nation Name is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 30.002 billion Nation Nameans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 84.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nation Namean economy, worth a remarkable 4,028 trillion Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,265 Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation Name's national animal is the National Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is National Religion.

Nation Name is ranked 7,333^rd in the world and 269^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,732.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.