The Republic of Nail Island is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 7.062 billion Nail Islandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nail Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,021 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,590 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, foreigners write "made in Nail Island" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and insanely good theatre productions face government censorship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nail Island's national animal is the Sand Flea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nail Island is ranked 191,385^th in the world and 356^th in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.