The Ever - existing omnistate of Myledia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Livilyïnh Syälh-chï with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.715 billion Mooiledi'aa have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Livilyä. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Möilediä economy, worth a remarkable 6,973 trillion Vyaloûs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 417,194 Vyaloûs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. Myledia's national animal is the Me, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Syóùla.

Myledia is ranked 396^th in the world and 1^st in Union Absolute for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7,220.09 pounds of wildlife per square mile.