Population | 7.184 billion |
Capital | Go Crazy Go Stupid |
Leader | Wrath |
Currency | imperium |
Animal | eagle |
The Empire of My Delusional God Complex is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Wrath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.184 billion Complexians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Go Crazy Go Stupid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Complexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion imperiums a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 140,091 imperiums, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 892,583 per year while the poor average 9,060, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.
College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. My Delusional God Complex's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
My Delusional God Complex is ranked 51,523rd in the world and 2,750th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,814.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : My Delusional God Complex was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : My Delusional God Complex was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and Most Primitive, the Top 5% for Largest Black Market and Highest Wealthy Incomes, and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : My Delusional God Complex was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : My Delusional God Complex's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : My Delusional God Complex's influence in Osiris fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : My Delusional God Complex was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : My Delusional God Complex was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : My Delusional God Complex's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : My Delusional God Complex's influence in Osiris fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : My Delusional God Complex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.