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Most Primitive: 678thMost Ignorant Citizens: 809thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,582nd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Everyone is beneath me
Wrath
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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My Delusional God Complex

Population7.184 billion

CapitalGo Crazy Go Stupid
LeaderWrath

Currencyimperium
Animaleagle

The Empire of My Delusional God Complex is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Wrath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.184 billion Complexians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Go Crazy Go Stupid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Complexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion imperiums a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 140,091 imperiums, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 892,583 per year while the poor average 9,060, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. My Delusional God Complex's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

My Delusional God Complex is ranked 51,523rd in the world and 2,750th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,814.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Primitive: 678thMost Ignorant Citizens: 809thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,582ndMost Avoided: 2,097thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,363rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,886thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,906thLargest Mining Sector: 3,131stMost Devout: 3,280thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,443rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,622ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,005thLargest Black Market: 6,203rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,212thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,932ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,177thMost Conservative: 12,685thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,641stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,336thMost Patriotic: 24,441stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,613thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,818thHighest Average Incomes: 26,334th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Primitive: 47th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 110th in the regionMost Avoided: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 148th in the regionFattest Citizens: 168th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170th in the regionMost Devout: 171st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 181st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 221st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 297th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 380th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 397th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 413th in the regionMost Stationary: 476th in the regionLargest Black Market: 502nd in the regionMost Conservative: 507th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 564th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 579th in the regionRudest Citizens: 618th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 690th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 997th in the region

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