The Demoted Host of Muppet Nigel is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sex and Violence with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.055 billion conductors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The a conductor economy, worth 410 trillion notes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,999 notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, citizens can freely debate whether Sex and Violence is a great leader or the greatest leader, and a conductor police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Muppet Nigel's national animal is the orchestra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Seven Deadly Sins.

Muppet Nigel is ranked 253,627^th in the world and 41^st in The Muppet Show for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.95 law-abiding acts per hour.