The Handsome Features of Muppet Link Hogthrob is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ignorance with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.511 billion pigs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The strong porcine economy, worth 854 trillion foods a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,215 foods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,329 per year while the poor average 8,351, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Muppet Link Hogthrob's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is self obsessed.

Muppet Link Hogthrob is ranked 259,926^th in the world and 29^th in The Muppet Show for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.