The Guitar Virtuosity of Muppet Janice is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by a free spirit with an iron fist, and notable for its feral children, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.348 billion guitarists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 38.7%.

The a guitarist economy, worth 734 trillion cupcakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,992 cupcakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and citizens must pay to enjoy Muppet Janice's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Muppet Janice's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is uninhibited.

Muppet Janice is ranked 210,380^th in the world and 37^th in The Muppet Show for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.