The Electric Mayhem of Muppet Dr Teeth is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by that crazy beat with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.38 billion musicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Healthcare, with Law & Order, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong musical economy, worth 417 trillion gold teeth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,174 gold teeth, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Muppet Dr Teeth's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is upbeat.

Muppet Dr Teeth is ranked 31,664^th in the world and 39^th in The Muppet Show for Largest Black Market, with 55.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.