The Protectorate of Ms Span is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 1.616 billion Ms Spanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.8%.

The Ms Spanian economy, worth 93.8 trillion dusts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 58,074 dusts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, genetic researchers have been expelled, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Ms Span's national animal is the duster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ms Span is ranked 110,566^th in the world and 1^st in The Spick and Span Co Ltd for Safest, scoring 79.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.