The I AM of Mr Titanium is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.649 billion Mr Titaniumians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The thriving Mr Titaniumian economy, worth 864 trillion Titanium Coins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 49,001 Titanium Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 138,321 per year while the poor average 13,895, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, euthanasia is legal, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mr Titanium's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mr Titanium is ranked 19,835^th in the world and 1^st in Pompeii for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,239.78 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.