The Valley Isle of Mowey is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Big Cheeze with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.386 billion Moweses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kahuaina. The average income tax rate is 84.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Moweyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,867 trillion pollens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,678 pollens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', prudishness is on the way out, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mowey's national animal is the GMO corn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Mowey is ranked 12,869^th in the world and 2^nd in Big Island for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,265.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.