The Most Serene Republic of Morrises is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The democratic population of 185 million Morrisesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Morrisesian economy, worth 10.00 trillion Raches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,032 Raches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Morrises's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Morrises is ranked 249,509^th in the world and 169^th in Benigtopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.