Population | 6.424 billion |
Capital | Spectrum Union |
Leader | Sir Singularity |
Faith | The One True Color |
Currency | Blackbody Radiation |
Animal | Unicolor Unicorn |
The One Shade Insanity of Monochrome Madness is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Singularity with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.424 billion Monochrome Madnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spectrum Union. The average income tax rate is 68.6%.
The all-consuming Monochrome Madnessian economy, worth 932 trillion Blackbody Radiations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,148 Blackbody Radiations, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monochrome Madness's national animal is the Unicolor Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The One True Color.
Monochrome Madness is ranked 91,802nd in the world and 3rd in The Realm Of Rewan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.93 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Monochrome Madness's influence in The Realm Of Rewan rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Monochrome Madness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Monochrome Madness, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
- : Following new legislation in Monochrome Madness, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Monochrome Madness, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in Monochrome Madness, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
- : Following new legislation in Monochrome Madness, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
- : Monochrome Madness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Monochrome Madness's influence in The Realm Of Rewan rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Monochrome Madness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.