The Republic of Monkeyphanatic is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.389 billion Monkeyphanaticians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The powerhouse Monkeyphanatician economy, worth 198 trillion Cheeses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,015 Cheeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monkeyphanatic's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Monkeyphanatic is ranked 10,541^st in the world and 12^th in Britannia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.35 percentage of bribes refused.